YOLO9JA: JOKES

HOME || FREEBEATS || MOVIES || NEWS || MIXTAPES || NAIJA SONGZ ||



Search Yolo9ja

WELCOME TO YOLO9JA

MUSIC OF THE WEEK

Showing posts with label JOKES. Show all posts
Showing posts with label JOKES. Show all posts

Sunday, May 24, 2020

[Jokes] Age of women on their wedding day


It's very easy to know the age of a woman on her traditional wedding day...
18-21 years: There will be no dancing. Rather, the bride and her mother will be hugging each other and crying.
22-25 years: Only the bride will be dancing while the mother will sit and watch with wet eyes and forced back tears

[Jokes] Nothing Good

๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ˜
When People say they can't see anything good in you...
Hug them and say, "Life is difficult for the BLIND!"

[Jokes] The punishment


A judge decides which kind of punishment each thief is about to receive!
– Judge: “You will get as many years in prison for as many items you`ve stolen.”
– First Thief: “I`ve stolen a can of sardines I get one year of prison”;
– Second Thief: “I`ve stolen a tray of eggs, I get 30 years!”;
– Third Thief: “Why? Why have I stolen a bag of rice 

How many years do you think..... 

[jokes] RATE THIS LOVE



Abeg oo make Una rate this love


Comment please....

Wednesday, March 04, 2020

[Jokes] Eye-Shadow


[Jokes] funny world


[jokes] Check this out LOL


Sunday, February 16, 2020

[lol]Bluetooth ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

Blue + tooth = bluetooth

Funny pictures



When life don tire you


Friday, February 07, 2020

Yoruba's of today

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
When I was young
My mum use to say Yoruba is the first when it comes to education
But now what I'm I seeing

Marlians!!  Marlians!!๐Ÿ˜ต

School na scam! ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜


Don't laugh alone comment and share

Sunday, December 15, 2019

when a guy impregant a ugly Girl

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚
When A Guy Impregnants An Ugly Girl And She Calls
Her: Hello
Me: Hello Whose this?
Her: Its Me Chichi, Your One And Only
Me: Oh Hey, Asup
Her: Nothing, I just wanted to tell You i missed my period, i think I’m Pregnant
Me:(Change voice) Thank You For Calling MTN Center, Press 1 To Abort, Press 2 To Move On, Press 3 To Get A New Boyfriend
Her: Bae!
Me: Sorry You have Pressed an invalid Option, Please Try Again
Her: Bae!
Me: Invalid Option Please Try Again
Her: Andrew I know its you, by the way I was Just joking, I’m Not Pregnant, i just wanted to see if u love me.
Me: Oh Me too I was Just Practising How i will be answering Calls When I work with MTN
Her: Oh Ok Bae, And I’m serious, I’m Pregnant, Mum has chased Me Out Of the House
Me:You have Pressed an Invalid Option, We Are Now Disconnecting Your Call
:
:
I know you are laughing but remember to share and comment..

PROMOTED SONG ๐ŸŒŸ

WHATSAPP US TODAY

Own a blog